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27 April 2013

Laurel and Hardy - Stan gets Apple stuck in his mouth.

Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy
This rare clip comes from one of Stan and Ollie's first talkies - 'Hoose Gow' (1937). And even now after over 55 years we can still sit back and laugh; their comedy really has stood the test of time. 

Stan gets an apple stuck in his mouth and so the hilarity begin. Laurel and Hardy one of the funniest all time comedy double acts and this clip is a perfect example of why? This is a colorized version and the quality is great. Sit back, relax and enjoy.

My Question is how did he get a whole apple into his mouth in the first place? 

Well 'That was another fine mess he got him into'...

...Goodbye. See you next time for more laughs

Andy Kirk, Wedding Magician, will leave your guests
 with memories they will treasure for years to come.
For more details and how to book go here!

25 April 2013

7 Steps to Booking a Good Children's Party Entertainer

Andy's Magic: Children's Party Entertainer
If you're going to book a Kid's Party Entertainer or Magician for your party or event then please follow these 7 steps that will help ensure you get a good, reliable and professional magical entertainer who will make your party the success it deserves to be. It doesn't matter what part of the West Midlands you are based in —Birmingham, Dudley, Worcester, Solihull, Wolverhampton, Sandwell, Stourbridge, Kidderminster, or Bromsgrove—the magician or entertainer in your area should, if he's any good, be able to offer all of the mentioned points.

The Seven Steps to Success

  • Getting a Recommendation: Always try and get a recommendation from family or friends. No one will recommend a magician or children's entertainer unless they were happy with the services they received and enjoyed the entertainment.
  • Simple Checks: Make sure the magician or entertainer you're booking has all of the following: Public Liability—I have £10,000,000 worth of cover, so you can rest assured that in the unlikely event of anything going wrong, you'll be covered. Make sure they have an enhanced CRB Check. Also ensure that all of their electrical equipment is P.A.T Tested.
  • Members of Organisations: It's also a good idea to check out whether they are members of any official societies or unions. I'm a member, and past president, in fact, of The British Magical Society as well as being a full member of Equity. Being a member of such organisations doesn't prove whether the magician or entertainer you've picked is any good but it does show there commitment to their trade. A fly-by-night magician or children's entertainer wouldn't bother paying good money to be part of these sorts of organisations.
  • Testimonials: The Children's Entertainer or magician you're booking should have testimonials, customer comments or reviews of parties they've entertained at. Check their website for a Guestbook page, and here is were you'll find out exactly what previous customers really think of the entertainer you're thinking of  booking. 
  • Facebook Pages: The Children's Entertainer or Magician that you're thinking of booking will probably have a Facebook Page. To see what's on these pages you need to click the "Like" button and then you'll see what the magician or entertainer is up to, how busy he is and it's also a another place that customers will leave comments and recommendations. It's also a great way to stay in touch with your magician or entertainer.
  • Compare Prices and What's on Offer: When comparing different Kids Party Entertainer or Magicians who may find that the fees vary quite a bit. This could be because the higher priced entertainer is offering far more in his party package the the lower priced ones. In my Two Hour Party Package, for example... I offer a lovely Mini Disco that kids of all ages will enjoy and this includes: Speakers, music, disco lights, a bubble machine, games, prizes, pass the parcel, action songs, dancing competitions and up-to-date music like: 'Let it go' 'All About the Base' 'Happy' and 'Gangham Style'. Some entertainers turn up with a small pa system, pop some music on and call it a disco - this is not a disco in anyway, shape or form. My package also comes with a Great Comedy Magic Show, Puppets and Balloon Animals, as well. Just compare what you're getting from each entertainer or magician and you should be able to see quiet clearly who is giving value for money. 
  • Get a Contract / Confirmation: Once you've decided and booked your Children's Party
    Entertainer or magician
     make sure you are going to get a contract. This should show in detail what exactly your going to receive, how much it's going to cost, dates and times etc. If there are any discrepancies with the show, act or entertainment at least you'll have a written copy of the agenda to refer to. If the person isn't offering you a contract, be very wary. Even if you're making a last minute booking, it's still easy enough to email the contract / confirmation over - there are really know excuses for not sending a contract.
I hope these Seven Steps will have helped you to get a children's entertainer or magician who will be professional and reliable and give great value for money for your next party or event.

21 April 2013

David Niven tells Michael Parkinson the Prawn Joke...

David Niven
David Niven, an actor best known for a string of successful films including: Around the World in Eighty DaysA Matter of Life and Death, and The Pink Panther. But in this little clip, only 1 minute and 15 seconds, we see Niven telling a marvelous seafood joke. David Niven appeared here on this special Michael Parkinson Show, and what a gem it really is. The Joke, about a Prawn that falls in love with a Crab, is told in a delightful manner and comes with a great punchline...

For the full interview go here: Michael Parkinson meets David Niven Special

20 April 2013

Peter Cook - Lord Stockton: A Life

Peter Cook
On January 9th 1995 we lost one the greatest British comedian's of all time, Peter Cook. He was most famous for his partnership with Dudley Moore (Not Only... But also). But in this video, you see Cook appearing on his own, on ITV's Saturday Live as Lord Stockton an old Conservative (possibly Harold Macmillan)  from the House of Lords who is being interviewed by John Bird.

Best Line:
Bird: You're in the Autumn of your years now. 
Lord Stockton: I'm nearly dead, yes. 

Peter Cook was a one off who's humour and wit is hard to match as this clip easily proves.

Peter Cook had a savage wit and his word play was among the finest around. Below are just a few examples
  • 'I am blind, but I am able to read thanks to a wonderful new system known as broil. I’m sorry, I’ll just feel that again.’
  • First Man: 'I’m writing a novel' Second Man: 'Yes, neither am I.’
  • ’Tragically, I was an only twin.’
  • ’I’ve always wanted to be an expert on tadpoles. It’s a wonderful life if you become an experty tadpoleous, as they are known in the trade.’
  • ’You know, I go to the theatre to be entertained. I don’t want to see plays about rape, sodomy and drug addiction. I can get all that at home.’

18 April 2013

Egyptian Pyramid from a New Perspective...

I'm off to Egypt later in the year with my family. We're going to be stopping on the popular touristy area of Sharm El Sheikh and I'm unsure as to whether we'll get a chance to see the great Pyramids.  But if I did go this photo is one I certainly wouldn't of risked taking.

It was a group of Russian tourists who bravely or stupidly, depending on your point of view, made the illegal climb to the top of the Great Pyramid of Giza and then took the picture that shows the Pyramid from a perspective never seen before...

Photo illegally taken from the top of the Great Pyramid of Giza
If caught the sentence will be anywhere between 1 to 3 years... I just wouldn't have had the nerve to do it, would you? Either way the end result is very impressive.

15 April 2013

Why do Couples Book Birmingham, West Midlands & Worcestershire Wedding Magician, Andy Kirk?

So, why do people in the BirminghamWest Midlands book Andy Kirk, Wedding Magician and Entertainer? There are many answers to this question and I hope by the end of this blog you will understand exactly why booking a wedding magician is far more than just arranging a bit of entertainment for you and your guests...

Wedding Memories: There are lots of things that will make your wedding special and memorable, and a good wedding magician should only add to these. Andy will mix and mingle with your guests, perform his mind-blowing feats of magic and mind-reading right at their finger-tips. He'll have them in fits of laughter, then leave them with gasps of amazement, and they'll be left with memories they'll treasure for years to come.

Breaking the Ice: A lot of your guests may not know each other. Magical entertainment, in the form of a wedding magician, is a great way to break the ice, get your guests talking, laughing and generally create a great atmosphere. So, whether it's during the drink reception, wedding breakfast or while the photograph's are being taken a little bit of magical theater will work wonders.

Never a dull moment: There will always be those inevitable lulls; typically, while the photographs are being taken and in-between the wedding reception, Wedding Breakfast and the evening do. And these are the most popular places to use Andy's services. He's amongst the best in the West Midlands, Birmingham and Worcestershire areas and he guarantees to keep things moving and create that perfect atmosphere for your big day.

Speeches are not for Children: The speeches are an important part of the day but if you have children present you shouldn't be surprised if the start to very quickly get restless. Andy is a wedding magician with a perfect solution; he will whisk the children off - Pied Piper Fashion - and give them their own mini-party. This can include a disco, lights, bubble machine, games, prizes, magic show, puppets, face painting and balloon animals. And while the kids are having a ball, your guests - including those now temporarily relieved of their parental duties - can enjoy the speeches.

Don't break the Bank: Wherever you hold your Wedding in the West Midlands it's going to be expensive and getting the best for the price you pay is always important. Andy is competitively priced but always aims to give as high-a-quality service as possible. Every wedding is different and as such Andy will tailor his services so they fit your needs and budget perfectly.

Andy Kirk - Wedding Magician at Work
In a Nutshell: Using cards, coins, rope, mind-reading and other everyday objects wedding magician, Andy Kirk will mesmerize, amaze and entertain your guests. He'll get them laughing, create talking points and leave them with some great magical memories. This is the most important day of your life so why not add "A Touch of Magic" and an "Extra Fizz" to your special day by booking Andy Kirk, Wedding Magician, now.

14 April 2013

OMG, It's Failed - Kim Jong Un - North Koren Rocket Test


There'll be more funny animated clips coming soon...

.... So, keep checking back to see whats new.

Ken Dodd - The Ventriloquist Act

Ken Dodd is the King of Comedy - nobody tells jokes faster, or keeps telling them for longer than Doddy. He can sing a good tune, and indeed topped the chart in 1965 with his hit single 'Tears'. But did you realize he is also a brilliant ventriloquist too. Just watch here as Ken and 'Little Dicky Mint' perform the classic Al Jolson song 'Sonny Boy' - this is a superb routine and really is a joy to watch and if this don't get your chuckle muscles working nothing will....

A Few Ken Dodd One-Liners

Ken Dodd 
'My dad knew I was going to be a comedian when I grew up. When I was born he said "Is this a Joke"'

'I told the Inland Revenue I didn't owe them a penny because I lived near the seaside.'

'Did you know that a laugh is something that comes out of a hole in your face? Anywhere else and you're in dead trouble!'

Well that's it, just like to say 'How Tickled I am'

 ...And 'Tatty Bye'

12 April 2013

Man knocks himself out on America's Got Talent

The Judges - Peirs Morgan, Sharon Osbourne and David Hassellhoff
Did the guy in this clip actually knock him self out, or was it faked? His name is Bboy Ivan and he was appearing on America's Got Talent, and was attempting to jump over a stack of folding chairs. As he hits the trampoline the front chair of the stack pops up, Ivan hits it and it appears that he is sent crashing head first to the floor and is knocked unconscious. But, if you take a closer look at the footage Iavn appears to land on his hands, goes into roll and then kicks upwards to gain momentum, ending perpendicularly on his head, a position identical to a move known as the "Pencil Freeze", before finally landing flat out and still.

My Question is: Surely, when you're knocked out your body goes limp, gravity pulls you down and not as this guy did, springing upward and going as stiff as a... well, pencil. Or am I wrong? And, remember, this guy is a professional acrobat - Ivan the Urban Action Figure - who knows how to land safely... it all looks a bit fishy to me.

So was this whole stunt a set up? And if so, why?

Well, America's Got Talent is a reality show, and reality shows always need a bit of controversy and drama, and at first sight this certainly looked dramatic. But why did it take so long for anyone to get over to the apparently unconscious man? Jerry Springer is heard to say: "We thought it was part of the act, but it wasn't". It's pretty clear to everyone in the audience that something's gone wrong. Once Ivan hits the floor, he remains motionless, but it still took an age for anyone to reach the unconscious (?) figure. Also note that after rushing (?) across and checking Ivan over the order is given to call the paramedics... and guess what the phone call can be clearly heard, the production team actually managed to route the phone call through the mixing desk to make sure it was all recorded - now that's what I call quick thinking.

Well, I could, of course, be wrong - It may well have been a nasty accident, but either way I can tell you that Ivan regained consciousness after a few minutes and was taken to hospital as a precautionary measure.

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10 April 2013

Dave Allen - Vagaries of the English Language

Dave Allen - known for his dry humor
If you haven't seen Dave Allen before then you've truly missed out. And if you have seen him you'll know what a naturally great raconteur he was. He drank, he smoked, he was an atheist, he was Irish and he was also a fixture on British Television during the Sixties, Seventies and Eighties. This routine (below) is a perfect example of how skillful he was. Here we see him talking about the English language and how differently various countries around the globe use the same words... take a look and enjoy.

Here's a Humerous Dave Allen Story - try reading it in his voice...

A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut through a graveyard. It's raining and its dark and the drunk fails to see an open grave and falls into it. He tries to get out but with it being too deep and the rain having turned the dirt to mud, it was just too slippery to climb out. The drunk sits down in the corner defeated.

A while later, another drunk leaves the same bar and decides to go through the same graveyard. He too fails to see the open grave, falls in and then tries to climb out but it's too slippery and deep.

The first drunk is still sitting in the corner watching as the other drunk tries and fails to get out. He stands up, taps the second drunk on the shoulder and says, 'You'll never get out!' 

He did...